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Personal details (Required details)
First Name: 
Your job title: 

Contact Details
Tel:  Work (Including dialing code)
Tel:  Home (Including dialing code)
Tel:  Mobile (Including dialing code)
Tel:  Pager (Including dialing code)
Web:  Your Company's website address
Address 1:  Your Company's Address
Address 2: 
Address 3: 
Post Town: 
Post Code: 

License Key identification
Operating System: 
Harddrive serial number   -  (Drive C)
   -  (Drive D)
   -  (Drive E)
   -  (Drive F)
   -  (Drive G)
Network Card MAC Address   -  -   -  -   -  -   - 
Your IP Address   .  .   . 

Extra security details to confirm you are who you say you are

The first record you bought: 
Grandmother's Maiden Name: 
Her Date and Time of Birth:  (in format of YYYYDDMM HH:MM:SS Timezone)
Your inside leg measurement:  (in furlongs per week to 8 decimal places)

NOTE Submitting your details will become our property and copyright, by submitting the details you have transfered all rights to the information

Once you have submitted this form, we will verify its contents and either accept or reject it. If accepted you will be returned a very long URL (300 characters at least), which you will have to type in using Sanskrit character set, in order to go to the website that will give you a license key to email us with your query.

There is a Hall of Shame for those erronous submissions from the clever fringe who do those really clever forgeries that will get no reply, and are stored for our amusement and publication.

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